DIY – ProPlumb Heartache
In yonder Woodies, I did venture,
Despite a chance of Miss Adventure.
My warped wisdom had no fear,
With DIY, I’d shed a tear.
Excitement of the Shower working,
despite some weeks of medieval bathing,
then dreams smashed & Joy deflated
as cisterns break & Woodies’ vacated.
Oh ProPlumb ! I’m in shock,
more’s the point, my plumbings a crock!